/q/ - site discussion

It has come to my attention that there is a sizable population of undesirables on the board. Let me qualify this statement, but first, consider this poem:

Once an arisufag, I ventured a little ways;
A mirror I saw with my head and my eyes,
To the man within I shot a gaze.
"What is the point of goodbyes?"
Was his silent reply, in a daze.
Then the mirror was shattered, leaving only flies.

With this poem in mind, I think you can understand the mood I'm in as I write this. Anyway, to qualify my statement of "undesirables", let me first explain the definition with these Four well-laid out and defined terms.
- He owns a cat
- He tends to be fat
- Upon his chair he sat
- To consume gluttony as if a rat

Understand? In simpler terms: A person who won't shut the fuck up when I tell him to. Just think about it.

So now that I've explained and pointed out the problem (undesirables on the board), you may be wondering what my plan is for eliminating them. What I propose is a simple, two-pronged plan, that involves cultural shift and moderatory action.

First, the cultural shift. We need to normalize telling people to shut the fuck up, and spamming their sites and/or social media accounts with gore if they link them. This is difficult on an anonymous site like this, but we perhaps can simply ask the undesirables for these accounts. For example, I have it on good authority that someone here may use Twitter in some capacity, so we can find those accounts and spam them. This cultural shift is all based around normalizing this appropriate and necessary behavior.

The second and final prong of this plan is moderatory action. What this entails is simple: ban everyone who is annoying. Not a tall order, not even a short order. This is but a Midget Order. If you don't believe me, try it. If you're pissed off, ban the poster, and post his IP on the board sticky. There isn't much more to be explained, because if you are a moderator or site owner, you will understand how to carry this out, and the nuance that's required to pull it off.

Here is an example of a ban-worthy post:

Hello anons. I hate anime, this shit's gay and fucking jolly african americanlicious and sucks. Additionally, sneed.

^ This is what you should ban, but I don't think you need me to tell you that. I'm just including it for completeness, and for the lurkers who aren't quite familiar with the board culture at this moment.

For those who are passing by the board, I welcome you! Your stay at arisuchan will be one of your best in your life. Stay chill and comfy, anons. Peace.